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Dreamboat

NB: RIP AirbnbMagazine, which commissioned this essay for a group feature on… I forget now, in 2020, right before folding. (But they paid for it! Honorable, that.) Little did they know how good the pandemic would be for the business. But that’s another story. + The Law of Wisdom (Wasted) posits that two young men …

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Oxygen Oracle

NB: Spec-reported for The New Yorker‘s Talk of the Town, which… did not have the courtesy to reply. + In Western Montana, where wildfire smoke pollution has succeeded in doing what even winters do not – chase people indoors – Treasure Staters have been reading to make sense of the end times. Surely, it’s Revelations …

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Humbert the Homeless: On Lolita as Chaste Torment, Immigrant Memoir, and True Love

NB: Invited to and then, like a misbehaving lout, kicked out of an anthology from Vintage on the occasion of the book’s anniversary. Perhaps fair given that I really don’t love this book, much as I scientifically admire it. I’ve perhaps never wrestled with an essay more. (Favorite line, though: “More than a decade after …

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I miss…

NB: This wasn’t written for anyone — that I couldn’t imagine even where to pitch it is a sign of the sad scarcity of venues for short-form personal essay in journalism today. Travel + Leisure was kind enough to consider it, but it was altogether too dark for them, I’m sure. + I miss the …

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Creative Suite

You could say I moved to South Beach because of the Betsy Hotel. That may sound counterintuitive—living in the same town as your favorite hotel would seem to make staying there unnecessary. But the Betsy, a colonnaded rarity of Georgian-Floridian architecture in Art Deco South Beach, is much more than just a very lovely luxury …

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Lucky

NB: RIP Tony Hoagland. My editor at The New York Times liked it, but “Verdict from colleagues: Would love to have something more straightforward from him on impending fatherhood–or really anything. Love his voice. But this is a little too muse-y and just not right for us.” This led to “My Daughter’s America — And …

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Bulletin: On Hunting Pokemon in Moscow’s Religious Institutions

Tablet: “Hunting Pokemons in Moscow’s religious institutions? Consider the Jewish Community Center. After the arrest of a colleague for playing the popular augmented reality game in the Orthodox Church, a Russian TV reporter wanted to see how rabbis would react. Just as you’d expect: With a heavy-shouldered shrug. Though “it would be good to turn …

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On Michael Chabon

NB: A certain revered and now fallen literary editor, when he was at The New Republic, assigned me to consider Chabon’s entire oeuvre from a less starry-eyed perspective than most. So I did, for a month, to the exclusion of all other paying work, as a 20-something freelancer with zero disposable income. He never replied. …

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